Today, my mommie says I'ms a hero!
See, my mommie has a little box on her bed that makes horribul noises in the morning times. A lot of the time, it makes noises before the sun has even woked up! Today was one of those times. Yoosually when I hear those noises, it means my mommie has got out of bed, and it's my duty as King Cat to tell her good morning and give her snuggles and generally get under her feet to help her welcome the day. This morning I heered the noises, but my mommie stayed in bed. I knowed that she had to get out of the bed, so she could go to her work place, so I took matters into my own paws. I jumped up on the bed and gave her morning snuggles, and lots of nosekisses. She moved around a little bit, but still did not get up, so I gave her even MORE nosekisses. She petted me on the head and looked at the little box, and made the noise that means "OH NO!" She telled me that if I had not gived her those nosekisses, she would have gotten to her work place late, and gotted in trouble. So today I am her hero! She sez that she will get me some special treats to say thank you... I hope she finds me some squiggles, they look like lots of fun! But of corse I would settle for some nip or tasty cat treets. One must be gracious to the subjects after all!