Krismus

So it is dat time of yeer when my beans start acktin all crazy-liek. They put a tree in the howse. A TREE. And they won' let me clime on it neifur. Den they put all this sparklie stuffs on it. Big rownd things dat look liek toys to me, and looooong sparklie strings. I's not aloud to play wif those eifur. Sometimes I get the strings off the tree, and I eat 'um, just to show my beans who is King Cat around this howse. But sometimes the strings don't stay in my tummy. Then I REALLY get in trubble. What's a cat to do?